library fines

All I want for Giftmas is:

• A gift card for the library with prepaid fines so I have a little more freedom with my movies.

• A low calorie but nonchemically icky with excellent chocolate (organic, fair trade, super dark, etc. etc. etc.) half-caf, half-decaf mocha. So far, Perugino makes the best ones (not low calorie, but that's not Perugino's fault).

• A neighbor who wants to share her or his wireless with us. We'll pay halfsies!

Oops. Gotta stop there because there are 6 days to go!