paranoia

So back in the "good ol' years" of the late '90s, it was good to know that fear was still a tactic used by the U.S. government to keep the populace in line, as evidenced by this rather paranoid brochure issued by the U.S. Dept. of Agriculture that I've been holding onto for the past 8 years. The brochure asks questions like if you are a person who enters "elevators and expect[s] them to take you to another floor." Basically, the brochure asks if you are prepared for utter apocalypse. Well, are you?

See the document after the jump.