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In honor of our upcoming "Pets" issue and because I've been a little, um, remiss, in blogging lately I thought I'd post some recent dog news.

1. Nude sunbather attacks Chihuahuas.

2. Dog lovers protested a Verizon Wireless ad featuring chained pit bulls attacking and Verizon has pulled the ad.

Finally, do you think your dog is cuter than this?

If so, send a copy of a photo of your cutest or best dressed dogs (or any other pet) to pets@eugeneweekly.com If you happen to have an ugly pet, send that one in too, for the ugliest pet contest. All photos due by Monday, Aug. 18.

I heart my devoted fan club.

Mr. Galloway's love letter to me will run in "Letters" this week, but he sent an addendum today that I thought all you blog-readers would like to read.

'Crap' and gold at the Springfield Mayor's Show? 'Pimp' your cave? 'Luxury crib'? Why doesn't Chuck Adams skip the tasteless headlines and just sign himself 'Fuck' Adams? — Dennis Galloway

This reminds me of the Name Game — a game I used to LOATHE to play because it never worked with my name. Especially that year I went to Catholic School and they insisted we play the game and I insisted that they skip me, but oh, the horror that trembled across their lips when they got midway through the song, "Chuck Chuck bo-buck, bananana fo-fu——!" Nervous laughter all around. In the name of the father, the ghost, the holy spirit. Amen.

Peace,

Fuck Adams