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Admittedly this video is shot in North Carolina (so says the documentary-esque voiceover) but it does lead you to wonder: Is this how the timber industry sees environmentalists?

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Oregon's looking a little like an cable TV adventure show these days, between python attacks (Most Dangerous!), sea lion shooting (Most Deadly! [to the sea lion anyway]) and the Rogue River's recently revealed "Most Endangered!" status.

Well, not THE most endangered, but the Rogue River is the second most endangered American river, according to a report by American Rivers. The pristine river is simultaneously slated for logging as well as preservation. In a race to see who's faster — Congress or the BLM and timber industry — there's no sure bet on who's gonna win. But if the timber industry is the faster, it's the Rogue that's real loser.

Another federal agency causing drama is the National Marine Fisheries Service who gave the go-ahead on sea lion "culling" last month. The plan is to capture them, offer them to "marine parks" (Free Willy anyone?) and if there's no takers, shoot them.

A federal judge acknowledge that the Humane Society could prevail in court in the end, but the judge did not grant an injunction on killing the animals as the group couldn't prove irreparable harm if the injunction were not granted.

The dead sea lions may not agree with the whole no irreparable harm thing...

As a result of the ruling, Oregon and Washington state officials can go ahead and trap and kill the sea lions near the Bonneville Dam ( Like the terns the issue is salmon-eating). By the time the case makes it to court, the sea-lion trapping may already be a done deal.

On another note, the most exciting news to hit Eugene headlines today would be "Python attack!"

Indeed a python attempted to squeeze and eat an employee at Best Friends pet store in Eugene yesterday. The employee was saved by screwdriver-wielding fireman. But not until after it had already chomped a little on the employee and a Eugene cop.