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Analee Fuentes, you are the lucky winner.

Los Lobos (pictured) and Los Lonely Boys play 7 pm Sunday, July 20 at the Cuthbert Amphitheater. Tickets are an insane $40 at the door.

So from now until August 31, I will be holding a contest in which I will select the very best writing coming into my email inbox. Points will be scored in the usual categories: quality, originality, word choice, etc., as well as some unusual categories like Outrageous Claims, Earnestness, Spelling/Word Confusion and Size of the Prize (e.g. promise me six inches, meh... but promise me fifteen inches, holy shiv!).

Send all submissions to cal@eugeneweekly.com

Again, the deadline is August 31, 2008.

Here is today's qualifier:

Hello my Dearest One, How do you do ? This is to solicit for your assistance in migrating to your country. My name is Mrs. Madjara Musa Lamine, am from Sierra Leone but I am writing to you from outside my country. I will like to intimate you on the reason why I need to migrate to your country, I want you to take what am about to tell you seriously because it is the story of my life and if there is anything you do not understand, please feel free to ask me questions.

Continue reading by clicking HERE.

Winner is Jenny Manning, and she's definitely going.

The rest of you can buy tix at the door with the rest of us richfolk.

Congrats go to Jonathan Nyberg for winning tickets to this Saturday's Michael Franti & Spearhead show at the Cuthbert Amphitheatre.

And the winner is ... Elisa Jamgochian.

Didn't win? Tix still available.