Ellen DeGeneres

OK, I was honestly hoping for a little more from Ellen (which has consistently been a mistake, but whatever, at least she's successful and apparently happy). On the show yesterday, I guess, she attempted to call Sally Kern, whose rather bizarre anti-gay screed you can hear and read, should you want to, here:

Here's Ellen's teeny response, involving nothing substantive — but hey, at least she's funny. My favorite part is watching the people in the audience who think, "Am I supposed to be laughing at this? Wait, it's crazy talk! Ellen's not laughing! Wait, Ellen is gay!" Plus, I'm sure there are a few sistahs in the audience as well. But the camera, she does not linger on the obvious dykes at the show. Ah well. Anyway: