Words: Failing.

I started to write a post. It covered football, New Orleans and Minneapolis. It didn't cut it. So I'm just going to give you links.

• Massive police raids on suspected protesters in Minneapolis.

• Mandatory evacuations to begin Sunday morning in New Orleans.

I'm pretty sure you guys can point out the numerous things wrong with both these pictures without me. And you don't need my pithy comments on Mike Bellotti's crappy goatee — or on Sarah Palin's ability to say exactly the kinds of things that make me want to tear my hair out — either.

So I'll just keep reading.