Cows Eating Reject M&Ms? THE HELL?

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The sketchy WSJ embed doesn't work, so go here. Please.

(Cows love reject potato chips and M&Ms! Srsly! It's good for them!)

Yeah. Um.

I want to say something witty, yet I'm not feeling inspired. Plz to say in comments. Anyone? Anything? You don't care if your beef has a shit-ton of candy-coated crap in it? Just checking.

(Thanks to Organic Bytes for the tip.)