The New York Times Tells Oregonians To Stay Home For Summer

Our Summer Guide comes out tomorrow and it's insanely packed with things to do in Lane County, in Oregon and in Wash-ifornia.

But the New York Times recently came out with its "31 Places to Go This Summer," and guess what? They tell Oregonians to stay home.

Of the 31 picks, we get:

No. 11: Portland, Ore.
No. 13: Highway 101, Ore.
No. 21: Owyhee River, Ore.
No. 27: Pacific Northwest (By Rail)

Jeez, in another story, the NYT tells people to come to the Olympic Trials after the Trials are finished to run at Hayward Field.

Judging from these and other slobbery articles on Portland, I'm guessing the NYT will be moving its headquarters here soon.