I Am The Calendar Factory Processing Robot

I've been saving this calendar submission for the oft-hoped-for chance to post it to our blog so that everyone may see the raw product I sometimes (begrudgingly) have to work with to churn out your much-beloved calendar and nightlife listings. I even attached a little Post-it note to remember why I had it pinned to my bulletin board.

Stay tuned for further instructions on What NOT To Send or Tell The EW Staff to get your event/show/reading/dance/etc. listed (and possibly publicized) in our pages and online. Also there'll be something about Proper Press Release/Info Submission Protocol, but first we'll have to scratch some burning itches.