Football + Television + Hair Metal Gods of the Late ’80s
Fun fact: When I was 13, Skid Row was, like, my totally favorite band. So forgive me if I haven't quite got words for the truly bizarre thing that is Skid Row's Sebastian Bach singing a power ballad about the Ducks:
It's a tiny bit curious that the only truly Eugene-specific reference in the entire song is to "Steelhead on Pearl." Conspiracy theories, anyone?
(We'll just ignore, for now, the fact that the song? It ain't Bach's finest moment...)