My wife and I lucked out last minute and got great seats to Cos' early show Saturday night. It was amazing to have the chance to see such a comedic legend. But honestly, his performance was about what I expected. Not as hilarious as Himself, but Bill's still got jokes (and pretty sharp) for 70+. During his two hour set, he kept the crowd laughing and covered topics like the mysterious origin of turkey bacon, spinach scandals, plagues, boner pills, and beating your kids to strengthen their cardiovascular system. He also worked the word "myrrh" into almost every story. (Still not sure how he pulled that off.) My only real disappointment is that he didn't do any of his new rap songs (from his upcoming State of Emergency album.) I wanted to yell "Hey YO COS, bust a freestyle!" but I'm no blurter.

More photos after the Jump.